A little sarcastic, a lot relatable—our “Dumbfuckery to a Minimum” hat is for those days when patience is in short supply. The criss cross back design is perfect for messy buns and ponytails, while the distressed finish gives it that easy, lived-in look. Finished with a laser-engraved leatherette patch, it’s equal parts attitude and style.
Hat Style: Women’s criss cross ponytail cap
Patch Material: Laser-engraved leatherette for crisp, long-lasting detail
Colors Available: Choose from 16 hat colors (see below for options)
Design: “Dumbfuckery to a Minimum” patch front and center
Style: Distressed, casual, and perfect for workdays, errands, or anywhere you need to make a point
Because some days just require setting boundaries—fashionably.
