"Yes you're old but at least you can still..." Birthday Card

Aging gracefully is overrated. This brutally honest birthday card tells it like it is — because real ones don't sugarcoat getting older, they celebrate it with a little sass and a lot of laughs. The message? "Yes you're old but at least you can still wipe your own ass... (for now)." Send it to the birthday legend in your life who appreciates keeping it real. Printed on premium 16pt thick cardstock with a sleek matte finish, this card is as bold as the person receiving it. Sized at A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches folded) and paired with a coordinated kraft or holiday color envelope, it arrives ready to make a statement. Blank inside so you can add your own unfiltered message. Because the best gifts come with a side of honesty.