Birthday Blowjob Greeting Card

Honey, he's hitting that iconic Number 5 and he DESERVES to be celebrated in style. This cheeky, unapologetically bold greeting card is the statement piece his birthday didn't know it needed. Measuring a perfectly proportioned 4.25" x 5.5", the blank interior gives you all the space to write something as fearless and unforgettable as your taste. Arrives sleek and protected in a resealable cellophane bag complete with a crisp white envelope, because even your greeting cards show up dressed to impress.